Now, Im Scottish so as you can imagine I've seen my fair share of crazy so when I tell you Ottawa is scary, believe me it's frickin scary. If you'd like a better image of what Ottawa's really all about, imagine a combination of 28 Days Later and The Day The Earth Stood Still set in Glasgow.
There aren't any photos for this post because it literally is that s**t here.
Moral of the story? Don't be fooled by Google Images.
Lucky for us, we're both funny as hell.
